Jokes for Lustrers (Reen's fav joke!)1. It's really humid in the woods, so the two hiking buddies remove their shirts and shoes. But when they spot a sign saying "Beware of bears", one of them stops to put his shoes back on. "What's the point?" the other says. "You can't outrun a bear." "Actually," says his friend, "all I have to do is outrun you."2. A group of guys are in the locker room when a mobile phone rings. One of them picks it up.Man: "Hello"Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"Man: "Yes."Woman: "Well, I have news. The house we wanted is back on the market. They're asking for $950,000."Man: "Well then, go ahead and make an offer, but make it $1.2 million so we'll be sure to get it."Woman: "OK. I'll see you later. I love you!"Man: "I love you too."The man hangs up. Then he ask, "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"3. I was walking around Suntec City's Fountain of Wealth after lunch one day when I overheard a lady tourist telling her friend, "Don't bother going in there. I've been here twice and I'm still poor."
happy MOONCAKE festival :)did you guys have mooncakes? take lanterns? light candles?
Taggy removed tentativelySorry guys but the tagboard has been removed tentatively because there appeared to be some childish spammers spamming rude messages on our tagboard. Obviously they have nothing better to do in their lives. I will put up the tagboard after awhile, and I don't know how long that will be yet. Cannot give our spammers a date ya?
Anyway sorry for not updating guild information, I will refresh the members' list asap. Thanks for being patient :) And grats Gaven and xiia0bo0k for being promoted to Jr Masters as well. Maybe we will have some pictures for book's wedding so I can post, you guys must take pictures to send me. Happy mappling (:
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